THEY ARE FROGGING THE WIRES, SWEAR ITS NOT “REALLY” FALLING APART
There seems to have been some mix-up on the loom, and no one is sure which way is up or down anymore. “We’re going to have to frog the whole thing,” the lead Weaver was rumored to have said in private. “RIP IT! RIP IT!” the choir of frogs declared.
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